Time Management Quotes
One cannot manage too many affairs: like pumpkins in the water, one pops up while you try to hold down the other. ------Chinese Proverb ----Read More Quotes On Time Management
Cute Friendship Text Messages
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday. -----Read More
Free Funny Text Messages
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.. ----Read More Free Funny Text Messages
Happy Birthday SMS
Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care - to make ur special day a costly affair!!!! ----Read More Birthday Text Messages
Bob Marley Quotes
I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble. ----Read More Bob Marley Quotes
Dirty Text Messages
What are 3 problems about being an egg? You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on ur face is ur mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.
Q:) How does a cricketer describe a nude woman?
A:) No cover, no extra cover, two silly points, two fine legs and a gully. --Read More
Tattoo Quotes
Turn your wounds into wisdom.
Always try to be modest…and proud of it! ----Read more
Food Quotes
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebrian
Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork. -- English Proverb
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Independence Day SMS/Text Messages
On Independence Day, Here's wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us...NOW AND ALWAYS!.....Read More Independence Day SMS Messag
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