Funny SMS Messages
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any
message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupi d "This was a missed call" ---Read More

Sardar SMS Jokes
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister...Read More Sardar SMS Messages
Hindi Shayari
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata haijab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata haiarey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai. -----Read More
Sweet Love Quotes
If I am pressed to say why I loved him, I feel it can only be explained by replying: "Because it was he; because it was me. ----Read More
Cute Text Messages
Never Blame any Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are God's Blessings. ---Read More
Flirty Text Messages
The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell ! ----Read more
Good Night SMS Collection
Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep.
May all of your dreams and wishes come true coz I couldn't find a better friend
like you! .......More Good Night SMS
Funny Insurance Jokes
A woman was in the hospital after feeling very ill. The doctor says to her, "I
have some bad news for you. You only have three months to live."
"Oh that's terrible," the woman sighs, "what am I going do?"
The doctor replies, "Marry an insurance agent."
"Will I live longer?" asks the woman. "
No," replies the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer." ........Read More Insurance Claim Jokes
Best Friends SMS
FRIENDS R LIKE PIECES OF PUZZLE....
IF U LOSE 1 IT WILLNEVER B COMPLETE AGAIN...
JUST WANT U 2 KNOW U R ONE OF D PIECES..
I CAN'T AFFORD 2 LOSE ........Read More Friends SMS
Cute Love SMS
why do we close our eyes when we pray?
when we cry?
when we dream?
when we kiss?
coz,we know dat most beautiful things in life r not
seen but felt by heart ----Read More Cute Love SMS Messages
Double Meaning SMS
Diagram in book was not clear..So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and
announced..“Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure! ----Read More

Rude Text Messages
ZINDAGI MEIN RAASTAY KAISE BHI HO GUZAR JAYEGE. 1 DIN CHUPKE SE HUM BHI MAR JAYEGE. AJ REHTEIN HAI YAR KE DIL MEIN YAAD BAN KAR. KAL AANSOO BAN KAR ANKHON SE NIKAL JAYEGE ----Read More
Funny T-Shirt Sayings
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling
like the passengers in his car. ..........Read More T-Shirt Sayings
Flirt SMS
Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free. -----