Hello,
plss.. talk to me… y u r not picking up the call ?????”
“everything is alright?”
“what alright.. noting is alright.. see the time.. its 11pm.. n I m coming now from office..no food for me today also.. now I will cook… From the past 3 days..I m eating only Maggie… n my PM eating only me..see the price hikes, everything is 2/- more from yesterday.. except my salary…I think the beggar in front of my office.. earns more than me.. what should I do…”
“wat happened.. wat r u talking”
“wat i m talking???? no, I m not talking.. Manager dont allow anyone to talk except the client.. who always talks something.. from past 3 months i didnt take any leave..now from 3 weeks.. i m just begging for one dam leave.. n wat response i got….’why u want to waste an important day of ur life??’
I now finalize one more time… yes..i m gonna quit.. this project… but, i cant. no, i can.. but i wont..uh…”
“ok.. now Relax…”
“How can i relax… for relaxation ppl do yoga, but its night so i cant, then else they watch movies… but see, in every channel all bogus movies r repeating, same.. ‘Welcome’, ‘Suryavansham’,Govinda’s movies… it really irritates… everyone is faking in TV, fake news, fake stories, fake swaynwars, fake reality…ah see the movies u will get to know…
In “Rock-on” last scene… Arjun Rampal’s wife says to taxi driver, that
“hurry up, we r going late for Airport…” Airport…??? I don't understand, I thought he got a job in Cruze.. not Airlines..
In 3 Idiots… starting scene… Madhvan does the drama to leave his flight, then what happened to his luggage??
In same movie… Kareena is a doctor.. that too a surgeon.. to became a surgeon.. It requires at least 5[MBBS]+3[MS] years..
so she should be 28… n Aamir as a student.. only 18 or 20 ?? then after 10 years they decide to marry.. means she is 38 ??
I don't understand, how can spiderman reach to the church-bell in part-3, when he lost all his power ??
I dont understand, how Balakrishna can send a train back just by Hitting his thighs, when I cant ??
I still don't understand how could Rajnikanth fly without wings ?? i just don't…..”
“hey stop it now..”
“am I a train who will stop it, by pulling the chain… ohh train.. I don't understand, how can I didn't see one in last 3 months… how will i see ?
All the time monitor is in front of me.. in night also wen I open my eyes, I find my user-name and password window..
I need to cool down..
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
but someone tell me howw.. every time there is a power-cut here..
except wen i m not at home.. home, what rubbish,its a dam single room.. where i m living alone with my pillow..
I also want girlfriend yaar, like my rivals have..
smita, rashmi, priti, sruti, madhu.. anyone frm my odc is ok, but they all r engaged, u know y ?
Bcoztheir boyfriends do not work in IT companies, outside girls do have chat wid me but only on my salary day..
I got rejected 31 times.. u know y ?? each time I propose them, they ask where do u live..
I say in my Cubicle.. Bcoz thats the only place u can find my soul all the time..”
“hey man, u better take rest, we will talk in Morning”
“ Morning.. are u talking about the same morning.. Sun rises, bird flies, omlette fries, employee cries… dam, i didnt see the Sun,from 3 years.. how it looks like… every morning I catch the shuttle, reach my birthplace ‘cubicle’ work n work n
when I leave Sun uncle is not there… i will hit my room-owner some days, every morning he used to cry for increasing room rent,
I always tell him to go n meet my Manager… I don't understand how can i be so nice to my colleagues..
Each time they want leave, they repeat the same old dialogue… “my sister’s marriage”.. my colleague's 9 sisters got married,
3 times grandpa expired,
5 times friend went to ICU.. but my colleague is fine..
and his favorite dialog “i need to drop a frnd to hospital, as he is not
feeling well” later i find movie tickets in his purse…
then my pm’s motivational speech.. ‘u will work.. u will grow’.. means if i wont work.. i will shrink or what…
when I need hike, I m junior.. still need to grow.. when I do mistakes.. common man u r senior now, u can not do mistakes.. ahhh
God gimme some power to understand the greatness of a super natural person known as PM in this world..”
“ok enough now, i m disconnecting”
“wait.. i called you.. n u r disconnecting.. u know previously i was normal, when i was in college, i used to talk continuously whatever i want, now i m talking only this much… ‘yaa its done’, ‘that work is completed’, ‘Please..’, ‘Good Morning’,‘Lunch’,'Tea’,’Snacks’..
I don't know what i m talking about, i should b happy.. i have Saturday n Sunday..
Saturday to recover from the disaster been made from Monday to friday..
Sunday to think about upcoming disaster from Monday to Friday.. cool naa..
you heard that in 2012 earth will end.. then also my ODC and my cubicle will remain as it is.. u know why ??
because that's not a part of earth.. n we employees are not human beings… we are aliens, so better before u start getting headache… go have a nice dream.. me, I will again start my day tomorrow like I m starting everyday..
good night…”
beeeeeeeeep…beeeeeeeeeep…beeeeeeeeeep
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Next Day, in office:-
“Saurabh, Please come here”
“Yes Surya!!”
“I approved your leaves.. i think you should go and have some fun”
I happily came out, and checked my phone Dialled calls..
“Ohhh my God, yesterday I called my PM only… sh*t”
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