1) You can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get your death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze you will say HUTCH

3 ) U can become an engineer if u study in engineering college.
You cannot become a president if u studies in Presidency College

4 ) You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ...
You cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a
software engineer cannot become a soft


6 ) You can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup

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