Five Pearls of Wisdom to Remember:-
1. Money can't buy happiness, but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the Bastard's face.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
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5. Alcohol doesn't solve problems, but then, neither does milk !!